The truth about Lower Macungie and bus trips for old people

If I disappear, you will probably find me in can somewhere. I have received top secret information that the real reason the Commissioners in Lower Macungie approved the bus trips for senior citizens was because of pressure from a certain food manufacturer. It's easier to make them go this way.
The horrible truth is, those are one way bus trips.... and the old people on them are being processed out of the community, and into the food chain. That's right, they making them into....
Soylent Green!

Save yourselves!