The National Press is reporting today that several hundred Penguins have been found dead on the shore at Allentown's scenic Cedar Beach, much as they have at Beaches in Brazil.
Authorities from the National to local levels have no explanation, but of course, you know the local Blog world does.
"It's a result of the deal to drill for oil" said one blogger. Even though they haven't started drilling yet, The Penguins heard about it and flew here, dying from exhaustion upon arrival.
When it was pointed out that Penguins don't actually fly, the Blogger was undeterred. "It's also a result of Siobhan Bennett's failed Energy plan." he claimed. "Here, watch this video of a concession speech she once gave. See? If I were a penguin and had to watch that, I'd kill myself too!"
The lesson here is don't believe anything the professional journalist people write in the real media, you should only read and listen to what Bloggers have to say. You know you can trust them! They wouldn't lie, or have an agenda!!!!
Cut Me Some Slack, Jack!
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4 comments:
This makes no sense. What the Hell are you talking about?
Uh, I'm joking, and I guess you don't read the paper much?
I read the newspaper and I don't get it, either. Did Bennett drop out? Who's "the Blogger?" I'm confused.
You know a joke falls flat when you have to explain it, or your audience is so uninformed it went over their heads. The Blogger is nobody, it could be anybody who blames the Mayor. The Penguins have been big news. It was on CNN, CBS, and MSNBC, that hundreds of dead penguins are washing up on Brazilian beaches, and nobody knows why. Does that help?
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