The Greater Lehigh Valley Rickshaw races! Coming Soon to the Velodrome!
But That's not All!
High Fuel Prices got you down? Want to get to work, and don't mind taking a little extra longer to get there? Think Rickshaws! Trade in your SUV today, and take that $700 a month lease payment and the $150 a week you spend on gas commuting to NYNJ and invest it in your very own illegal immigrant powered Rickshaw! The new must have lifestyle accessory of McMansion denizens! Get yours today! Starter Rickshaw kit only 4 easy payments of $199.99, as seen on QVC! Immigrant Rickshaw puller not included, but if you visit one of the many developments where construction has stopped, you will easily find many $20 a day laborers looking for work, who are ready, willing, and able to pull your Rickshaw!
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